Weekend highlights

I plead the 5th. Too many people actually check this thing. I also pledge to whoop the ass of the next Steelers fan to wear his puffy Steelers Starter jacket in my face that late at night.

Key lessons learned: as soon as a girl mentions an "online university," whether she "goes to," "works at," or "parties at," just back away slowly, pretend you never met her, and remind yourself that these "universities" do not exist. This advice is based on more than one experience. Trust me.

Biggest news: {This news has been deleted because it was too offensive.}

Luckily, we have several things to look forward to for next weekend: Meaghan Remshard will be in town. I'm not sure who's more excited about this, me, Meaghan, or Tina. Ha! Also, we have Mike's last weekend before he moves out and back home with his parents. He is lucky to be going back to the Nasti, but he cannot be looking forward to hearing how much fun Chris and I are having in DC this summer with all the interns while he is sitting at home with Anne and Tom. And as always, "Operation Dallas" may be finally getting off the ground. Giggity.