Ultimate Frisbee

Mike and I played tennis again last night. He can take me to a third set, but he can never finish me off. Stop it.

We had to kick some soccer-playing Mexican-Americans off of the tennis court. We asked nicely. They couldn't play on the soccer field because of the Ultimate Frisbee-ers... which brings me to the real post:

I hate sports (and the people that play them) that are only sports because they attract non-athletes when all the real athletes are too busy playing real sports. If you got a group of decent athletes together, you would dominate any college club Ultimate Frisbee team. That, and they take their sport way too seriously. They go around telling people, "Yeah, I play a sport in college. I play ultimate frisbee." How can you play a frisbee? It's not a ball, which implies a game. It's a toy to throw on the beach or with your dog. I hope I didn't offend anyone. And it really doesn't bother that much, but if you're going to do it, please just keep it to yourself. Like a lot of things these days, I'm not going to say you shouldn't do it, though I wouldn't do it myself. Just don't rub it in my face that you're doing it. Ok?

Finally, it's not "ultimate" in any sense of the word. It's throwing frisbee with a lot of people and jogging around while you're doing it. If they tackled each other or played naked, then it would be ultimate. As it is now, it's barely exercise.