Update on my Snow Monster
Real converstion that I overheard between two of my neighbors while walking to the train this morning...
Neighbor 1: Did you see that snowman on the top of the hill on Monday?
Neighbor 2: No, I didn't walk this way Monday.
N1: Oh wow, you should have seen it. This thing was amazing.
N2: Really?
N1: Oh yeah, it wasn't a regular snowman. It was more like a sculpture of a human body. And this thing must have been over 10 feet tall!
N2: Wow, how did they do that?
N1: I don't know, but they must have had a whole team. The top of the head was up over that barb-wire (pointing to the barb-wire at the top of the 8 foot concrete wall).
N2: I wonder how they got up there?
N1: Who knows? And those are the remains of the legs right there (pointing to large chunks of snow on the hill).
N2: The only snow still left. Well, hopefully it will snow again and they'll come back.
Me, to myself: There is a God.
posted by CheviotZoo @ 10:55 AM
2 comments
2 Comments:
hahahahahahaha, i love it
way to go neighbors for making Evan's head even bigger
or way to go Evan for embellishing the story beyond belief
Evan, you should have told your neighbors the truth...
There is only one person who could have made such a snowman and that is Chuck Norris.
This message is anonymous because if Chuck Norris found out someone was talking about him, there would be instant death with a roundhouse kick to the head!!!
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