SECRET

Big news today... I was finally granted SECRET clearance. This will give me access to all kinds of special documents that I can never tell any of you about. Actually, this just gives me some good leverage for a better job in the future. Therefore, I have to thank all of you (if any of you) who correctly answered the questions from the DoD investigators. This clearly means that they did NOT call Scherpy, Dave, or any females that I listed. Phew.

In other news, #4 Nova beat #1 UConn tonight. Penn barely lost to Nova. Of Penn's other 5 losses, one was to #1 Duke and another to #25 Colorado. If Penn holds off Princeton and makes the dance, I don't see how you don't pick Ibby Jabber to make the Sweet 16.