Mike is Out

I should be working, but I must announce that Mike has been offered a job in the 'Nasti. Though the pay is only a little more than he makes here in DC, Mike now has a girlfriend (in South Africa) and a desire to run a marathon. This means that he never goes out anymore and he might as well be living at home with his parents. This sticks me with basically two S4 cronies and empty upstairs bedroom. If anyone is interested in applying for the room, please get in touch. The rent is only $750. If you're a hot chick that cooks and cleans, the rate is negotiable (depending on your hotness). Get back to me. More on Mike's departure later.