GREG KLING WINS POWERBALL!!!

I couldn't believe it when I saw it. He didn't win the whole thing. But he did match the first 5 numbers. That earns him about $667,000. His cousin, Scherpy, tells me that he will invest it with his family for his own future. Good idea. Better than my ideas: a) buy everyone in Cheviot a shot until the money runs out, b) give it to the city of Cincinnati to invest in the Banks and end the feud between City Council and the County Commissioners, or c) put it all on the Bengals to win the Super Bowl next year (24 to 1 odds, crazy enough) and then really cash in.

The best part about this story, is the quote from the article in the Enquirer: "He was sleeping when contacted Tuesday night by The Enquirer and declined to come to the phone, his brother Matt said." This is funny, because I know that Greg was hungover as hell from drinking at the Cheviot bars ever since he found out he had won the money. It's good to see that the money won't change the man.

Seriously, the next time I'm in Cheviot, the first round of Wild Turkey is on Greg.