The Bachelor

I must start by saying that I hate this show. But it's one of a few shows that we let the Kangasroo (female that lives in our basement) watch during the week. That being said, I have nothing else to do on a Monday night, so I've caught a few episodes. Since this is the first week I've ever paid attention, I only know two girls by name, the last two: Moana and Sara. Based on the interaction with his family, I don't know how he can't pick Sara...

Then I saw their two moms. Like many people, I've heard somewhere that you can tell how a woman will look in thirty years by checking out her mother. This has seriously worried me in some cases (and I'm not dropping names), and gotten me quite excited in others (ask and I might tell you). Moana's mom is HOT. Especially for the 45 to 55 age group. Smokin' hot. If she were on the show, she would have made it until at least the final 4. If the Bachelor met their moms, he's already picked Moana.

That being said, my pick, if I were the Bachelor...
Sara. Besides that fact that she's not the emotional nutcase that MOANa is, she's almost as cute, and [emphasis here] SHE'S FROM HIS HOMETOWN.

That's all I need: a girl that will not take me too seriously for the next few years and then will move back to Cincinnati with me, to live in the Banks.

This is NOT a single's ad. Please do not respond with solicitations.

Seriously, what are the chances that I will be on a show like this in 5 years??